kel-s-d:

jenitals-:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

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rosejanenoble:

mindlessgonzojam:

that-random-romanian:

By Thomas Sanders

No exceptions.

All of the timing in this video is flawless.

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thranduil-the-elven-king:

samwinchesters-killerpenis:

conor-cymex:

paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

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oh

Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

am i in a cult

you’re on tumblr of course you’re in a cult

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terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

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noemail:

every time you think your life is crap just imagine a tree that took 20 years to grow to end up being a Justin Bieber notebook 

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iam-fandomlocked:

Tumblr making bad jokes/puns

Links to my other tumblr photosets are here

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr

I’m gonna fuck that canyon. — Garcia Lopez de Cardenas, probably. (via powdergangbangers)

spoopycitycouncil:

deductionhunters:

Your anaconda’s desire for wheat byproducts has been brought to the attention of the Council and a detachment of the Sheriff’s Secret Police has been sent to your house

Advise your anaconda to come quietly, as resistance is futile and may warrant the use of lethal force

We do not want none unless you got illegal wheat because if you have illegal wheat then we will have to give you a mandatory reeducation hun

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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